Chew Food

Colinfucius a bit peeved. Apparently wannabe sage on the loose in China by name of Confucius. Ostensibly he say many wise things, becoming well known. Who is this interloper? Colinfucius tracked him down to hometown Qufu (pronounced chew food with silent "d"). It is certainly indigestible that he say so many things people keep in mind. Do people remember anything Colinfucius Say? Colinfucius not wish be uncharitable but somewhat relief interloper turn out to be dead (although not recently).