Colinfucius Say

Just like New Orleans, Yellow River like big flood. To-day Colinfucius walk on water. Since was a wee nipper Colinfucius have Yellow River in heart and soul just like one hit wonder Christy. Yellow River look brown to me but I'm not telling any locals case they be insulted by Colinfucius. Just so you know, pontoon bridge between Colinfucius foots and swishy swish river. I am philosopher not miracle man.