Colinfucius Say

Serenity comes early in the morning on West Slender Lake. Cool breezes waft over lake but not over Colinfucius brow. Colinfucius see many maidens in a row glide by one by one in their floaty boaty. No one else in each floaty thing. Colinfucius think he must teach English to mermaid mariners. Then tranquility pond see many many man railway workers past their prime arrive to fill boaty things. Maidens tied up all day with babble bubble crowd. Colinfucius think sublime becomes ridiculous. Then he remembers mermaids must commute to work every day like this! Its a dog's life is it not?